Crimmen

1.the act of hitting that ass from behind while having a bandana tied bandit style you forcefully jam your unit into the butthole and scream you just been zapped

yo i crimmened this DZO bitch last night she couldnt walk strait for days

Crimmen by bigums February 24, 2009

Crimmer 

The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.

Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA

Martin Tyler:" And he takes a shot!"
Somebody who misses the shot: "Well at least I got the Crimmer"

Crimmer by Crimmer October 22, 2014

crimeny 

An exclamation of frustration/anger. Often used by Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold.

Helga: Crimeny!! D:<

crimeny by ichigodesuka September 20, 2009

crimminy 

a very old irish oath with several spellings, a bastardization of "christ", i think. my grandmother says this a lot.

"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"

crimminy by dagger_grrl November 1, 2003

Sticky Crimmins

It's what happens when a guy goes down on a girl and inadvertantly ingests the ejaculate of another man.

That guy thought she was just turned on, but it was really some Sticky Crimmins.

I sure got away with a Sticky Crimmins on Kate.

Sticky Crimmins by Nolan Murphy January 13, 2005

crimming

A literal abbreviation of 'cat rimming'.

To rim a cat.

"Dude, that isn't a cold sore. Jason's been crimming Felix and his moustache is full of dangleberries."

crimming by Lieut. Tyrone Slothrop February 8, 2008

crimenently 

This expression would be used to express some surprise or frustration when a situation did not turn out the way expected. Usually with negative results.

Mary exclaimed, "Crimenently.", when her husband forgot to pick her up on time to make it to her appointment.

crimenently by Borderdog May 23, 2007