2 definitions by Maxima_Destroyer of women

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To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Kylent: Uh..oh, your head is growing by a factor of 4.
by Maxima_Destroyer of women February 19, 2018
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To have a very small or insignificant penile region, but it's okay because you are very smart and the ladies are just too dumb to recognize a keeper, and would rather go out with jocks who don't care about them.
Maxima: I think imma pop a crighton.
Skaterboy69: Uh..oh, your head size is increasing by a factor of 4.
by Maxima_Destroyer of women February 19, 2018
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