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The oldest human…. So very bald and crotchety. Kidnaps milk carton women to make them watch VHR recorded Vikings games from the 80’s. Hates all people and things. Has survived several meteor attacks and plagues. Will probably never die.
Crigg has seen it all…. Literally
Crigg by TheLeague2018 August 3, 2021
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Ciggy Butt Brain 

Ciggy Butt Brain is when you have been abusing the dangerous effects of nicotine for too long and literally have cigarette filters in your head.
Darren "You got ciggy butt brain, that's all that they're gonna call you mate; ciggy butt brain"
Damo "Nuh uh unah nah mate....."
Darren "Cause you fuckin been scoffin away on them ciggies all day. All day all night ciggies."
Ciggy Butt Brain by ashtray111 February 21, 2014
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Ka-chigga 

The word to say when ur bout to get that partnership with Dinoco and leave that clunker Lightning McQueen in the dust.
Ka-chigga by Goddde October 5, 2018
(Chih-gun) – A colloquial term originating in Western Pennsylvania primarily used to describe any form of animal product commonly (but not exclusively) used for human consumption. Often accompanied by a modifier such as: forest-chiggan (turkey), muddy-chiggan (pig), field-chiggan (cow), sweater-chiggan (sheep), city-chiggan (pigeon), etc.
Example 1
Person A: Hey, what are we having for dinner tonight?

Person B: I don't know, we could always cook up some chiggans from the freezer downstairs.

Example 2
Person A: Whoa, did you leave these raw chiggans in the sink all night?

Person B: Oh, sorry... Those must be some yucky chiggans by now!
Chiggan by Donnie309 April 8, 2012

Glitter Chigger 

A male who wears skinny jeans, cowboy boots, and drives around in a lifted vehicle. Often found in a nail salon or gym but never on a farm. Listens to country music and claims hes not a city boy, but has never gotten his boots dirty and screams at the sight of bugs. The male version of a mud cricket.
That ain't no cowboy! That's a dang Glitter Chigger!
Glitter Chigger by JENDUN May 20, 2017

Ciggie Treats 

Ciggie Treats are what ocational smokers call cigarrets when drinking.
Someone go to the gas station and get me some Ciggie Treats.
Ciggie Treats by Popabigballz January 4, 2010
A slur that can be used towards anyone
"You're a fuckin Crigget"

"Nigga what?"
Crigget by HentaiHotsauce April 22, 2021
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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I hit a real purple patch.

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