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space-cuddling 

Cuddling in a zero-gravity or low-gravity environment so nobody's arm falls asleep.
-"Honey, could you get up for a second, my arm is asleep."

-"Fine. You know on the Moon colony this isn't a problem, it's nothing but space-cuddling, Tang, and golf."

-"Would you just let it go? We're not moving to Gingrich's lunar Jonestown."
space-cuddling by pantstore March 22, 2012

Platonic Cuddling 

Cuddling between two people, free from romantic or sexual desire, for either emotional closeness and sense of security, or physical comfort and warmth.
I was feeling lonely last night, so my best friend and I had some platonic cuddling.

Cringling for a Pringling 

A customizable phrase used to put emphasis on a response. Can be modified to show your cool in any situation.
Person 1: what kind of chips do you want Phil?
Phil: I'm Cringling for a Pringling

Person 1: what race would you like to enslave next?
Person 2: I'm Gringolin for a Gringo

Jack Black when he posts on YouTube: I'm Jablinski'n for a Jablinski

wet cuddling 

Kind of like dry humping, but a lot more like sex.
Guy 1: Dude nothing happened between us.
Guy 2: You sure there big guy? Not even a little dry humping? Maybe some wet cuddling?
wet cuddling by far2drnk April 9, 2010

crippling depression 

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

Cuddling 

The cure for several mental illnesses.
The act of cuddling is said to help with depression, anxiety, panic attacks, self harm etc.
Cuddling by Steve5214 June 25, 2016