Crewmonkey

Somebody who works behind the scenes at the school play and truly knows everything that goes on backstage, and is halfway responsible for the shows success or failure.

We need some boxes painted, get a crewmonkey.

Have a crewmonkey lug that box upstairs.

by Crewmonkey #6 August 14, 2007

crapmonkey

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

cowmonkey

It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.

Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

by The Cowmonkey Expert July 22, 2007

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

crapmonkey

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

by The Sara December 29, 2007

chowmonkey

someone who makes obnoxious sounds while eating so much that you have to leave to somewhere else

dude your such a chowmonkey im gonna go now your fucking obnoxious

by bobchicken June 27, 2009