Cretten

An really ugly person. Often seen in a night club

Look at that girl, she is such a cretten

by Slurpes April 21, 2006

Cretenoid

A person who makes sentences like: "Then I heard something ,something so horrible it made me eat my pocket calculator while laser beams made from cannon balls were running marathons around my ironing iron."

The formal definition is a breeding mistake made by an idiot ,a moron and a kamikaze

PERSON A:Hey! How are you?

CRETENOID: I don't know. Disturbed.

PERSON A: Why?

CRETENOID: Becouse my door fell down and
started singing the national
anthem.

by Tale07.cro January 12, 2009

Creeten

A fowl, or Blasphamis individual.

a creeten, "you creeten!"

by Justin is leet May 28, 2009

jean cretien

The best damn Prime minister Canada has had in the modern era.

Bush: Nuklar Warheads defence.
Cretien: Non tu est stupide!
Bush: Umm, thanks!

by Maskawanian May 13, 2005

Creten

1.Someone that does shady, sneaky things.

2. A generally fucked up person.
3. A fat or overweight mo fucker.

Wow, Hes a true creten after last night.

by joshua michael martin January 24, 2011

Cretting

Cretting is a west Londno slang word for Desperate/Need/In Need

She is cretting for a splif

by WestLdnKid May 18, 2011

Cresten

A combined mass of plastic bindings that wiggles periodically. Also is good at taking latin tests.

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by Aaron January 17, 2005