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Vaginal Creton 

Max! You're such a vaginal creton!
Vaginal Creton by TheLoveshack26 December 11, 2008
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When a lobotomite has sex with a cretin
That guy is a fucking cretoid
Cretoid by cretoid July 14, 2020
A person who is a master at spooning. one who is commonly referred to as the "Golden Spoon."
Friend 1: Damn, yo! I spooned my lady for 4 hours straight last night.

Friend 2: Son, you truly are a Creto.
Creto by Randolph McSpoon June 26, 2008
to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the Universe.
At that point the Creox of his existence was made small and insignificant.
Creox by John October 16, 2004
The action Shane made was absolutely cretonic.
Cretonic by baconnot June 8, 2021

Cretors Popcorn

has been perfecting popped corn. Some might say it’s “obsessive” and some might say it’s “delicious
It’s a love letter sent straight to your taste buds. And at Cretors Popcorn, it’s the reason we get up in the morning