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Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.
My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.
by 0∅7 December 17, 2023
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Cretinent

Derogatory word to refer to a parent.

A male parent would be referred as cretinent, and a female parent would be referred as cretinant.

Refering them like this basically says that you have no respect for them and that you see them as torturers of your childhood and throughout life.

Basically that they're subhuman. Just parasites that leech off from their "children", treat their child as a subhuman class because they don't treat them as a human with human rights.

If they did any of those things to an adult, they would be in jail.

They see their children as objects and treat them like slaves and prisoners.

As the victims of cretinents will call them that.
Because that's how they felt, cretinents will try to deny the child's feelings, to make themselves look good, what matters is you keep your individuality and not let them gaslight you that they're "family", even though they never treated you as such.

How you feel is what's right and that's all that matters.

You see them as enemies, and garbage that has yet to be disposed off.
Person 1: My cretinent keeps forcing me to do things against my will, even though my cretinent forces me to go to slave school the cretinent somehow doesn't go to jail for that.

Person 2: It's a shame society sees this as normal, they violated your free will, you should cut them off as soon as you can. we both know they're nothing but trouble. They're walking targets of the future.
by 0∅7 November 17, 2023
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Cuntinental Breakfast

To use a female's vagina as a bowl for your cereal. After the cereal and milk is inserted it is then eaten out of the snatcharoo. Silverware optional. If lucky charms are used there is a slight chance of catching the untreatable "pubic leprechauns."
"Jimmy I've been at NASCAR all day long and I haven't had a bite to eat"

"Don't worry Alex I'm sure your sister will have a 'Cuntinental Breakfast' prepared for you when you get home"
by 101202 July 27, 2014
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Credidentials

A person who does things to get credits
If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials
by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020
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Continental Pakyu

A curse (bad) word in Filipino language usually heard from the 'sosyal' type of people like Paris Hilton.

Discovered by Kuya Jobert.

It is somewhat the superlative form of the word "Pakyu" and is very effective if once said with a very hard and strong Filipino Accent.
girl: u so stupid, like DUH!
boy: Pakyu! go to you! Continental PAKYU! pukiney-iney mow! vagina floss.
by pakingshet October 28, 2013
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Continental

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.
I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.
by tenesmus August 2, 2016
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Credidentials

A person who does things to get credits
If a person asks you out you say it's Credidentials because the guy /girl asking you out is doing this to get credits

Or if you know someone's secret you say I k own your credidentials
by Wayway_the_girll December 14, 2020
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