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A man with extreme talent, a large penis, and exceptionally good looks.

Will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single
Damn, I wish I was Creston.

Shit bro, Creston stole my girl.
Creston by C-9 April 22, 2012

Creston Iowa 

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.
Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.
Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011
small town located in cambria county, PA. hometown of vito's and dunny's.
yo, i totally love living on top of a mountain in cresson. :D
cresson by alaynarae123 October 11, 2008
wow, she's so Cresonia.
Cresonia by :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 April 2, 2013

creston point 

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo
Person 1: Do you know what is Creston Point?
Person 2: I lived there for 8 years..tried to move out but once you move you will never leave
a drunken, beastly, bed wetting, obnoxious, man whore
That creson went home with another Royal Bear slut and pissed on her.
creson by atown dictionary February 28, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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