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Creetin

A person who has absolutely no skills and are always late. They have a negative IQ and can't handle listening to anything with over 3 syllables in it. Also will do very bizare acts which they believe is normal, for instance eating uncooked pasta. Finally they're passion is women but their bowl-cut scares all females away. In conclusion they are stupid, useless, have awful bowl-cuts and can't handle the simplest of tasks.
Sam is an absolute Creetin.
by Big chongus (meme2) December 12, 2020
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Creetin

A synonym for a bully; acts rude, mean, or ignorant to someone or something
Tony D was a Creetin, said Freak
by Tjroq12 October 17, 2016
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Creetin

A synonym for a bully; acts rude, mean, or ignorant to someone or something
Tony D was a Creetin, said Freak
by Tjroq12 October 17, 2016
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Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.
They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.
by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019
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red light creeping

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.
I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.
by Carlinfan December 5, 2010
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Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
by notjakelmao November 4, 2020
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you're creeping me out!

To make someone feel really uncomfortable or nervous
By the weird look on your face you're creeping me out!
by workwithankur September 13, 2013
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