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Creepy Crawler 

An old, nasty, non-attractive man trying to hit on a younger girl.
Example 1:
*Creepy Crawler shouting out his car window* - Hey wazz yo name baby gurl!
*girl walking on the street* - Ew no! creepy crawler!

Example 2:
Guy 1 - Damn did you see Steve talking to that younger girl at the party?!?
Guy 2 - Yea, he's such a creepy crawler.

Example 3:

Girl - My history teacher is such a creppy crawler!
Creepy crawler chaser - Lucky!!
Girl - Ew...*walks away*
Creepy Crawler by wendywilliams July 11, 2011

creepy crawler 

a person who paces market central or any other cafeteria as he eats. usually a male. will also have other strange behaviors such as hiding knives in their sleeves, and switching from table to table. the creepy crawler will not stop walking his path for anything other than food or creeping.
"oh my god, the creepy crawler is back again, just stay out of his path."
creepy crawler by gamgeegirl101 November 12, 2009

creepy crawler 

My girlfriend was on the rag, and then I felt a creepy crawler followed by a body-rocking experience.

Creepy Crawler 

A male who creeps behind his friends who is actually in the closet. He tries to get as close as he can in a dancing environment thinking that no one will notice him; and works. Eventually he will be found out as the guy who is a "Creepy Crawler".
Tom:"Man, this is going to be a fun night".
Jim(standind next to his friend Tom):"Yeah man, these girls are hott!"

Laurence(sneekingly while everyone is in a party mode not noticeing, he slides behind them with a sexual gesture that no straight man approves of)

Jim:"Man, what the hell? Back up you creepy crawler!"
Tim:"You gaying up the area. You always do some dumb shit!"
Creepy Crawler by Painkiller625 August 1, 2011

Creepy Ass Crawler 

A Call of Duty Black ops Zombies crawler that you mess around with, typically when it’s the last zombie before the round changes.
“Yo I’m gonna fuckin dolphin dive over this creepy ass crawler”
“Can you handle the creepy ass crawler, I’m gonna hit the box”

creep crawler 

someone who is so fucking shady that in time their footsteps have become silenced and their names forgotten along with this they can never be photographed after assuming the role.
Hey man the fuckin Gary Busey is becoming quite the little creep crawler.
creep crawler by C.C. Deville September 10, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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