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Assassin's Creed Obsession 

A person with an Assassin's Creed obsession can be seen from a mile away. This person tends to wear hoodies, look mysterious and randomly insert qoutes into conversations, such as: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted". Having this type of obsession will cause laughter, tears, pain and joy. When your whole life revolves around this game, everything will seem unimportant in comparison. The female obsessed will often cry themselves to sleep as they realise they can never be with Altair, Ezio, Connor or Desmond. The male obsessed will cry themselves to sleep knowing that they can never be as badass as the characters mentioned earlier. When a player reaches the end of these games, they will be left in tears, shock or just sit there dumbfounded for a few days. Sometimes they'll even re-evaluate their entire existence. These games let many escape from their own boring and miserable lives and let them live in the world of Desmond Miles and his awesome ancestors. If you did not understand anything in this defintion, unfortunately you are not obsessed and it is advised you play these games immediately as you are not living a badassery life.

Friend: Hey dude, what's up? Why are you crying?
Me: Assassin's creed revelations ended and my life is over. I have such an Assassin's Creed Obsession.

Mother: Darling? Are you okay? Is it a boy?
Me: Yes, Ezio loves Sophia and Cristina and practically everyone else, but not ME! My life is over.

Boyfriend: Hey baby, you wanna come over and have some fun?

Me: No sorry, I'm jamming assassins creed. Besides, Desmond is fucking sexy so I can just pretend to have fun with him instead.

Friend: Holy shit bro did you get Assassin's creed 3 yet, It's AMAZEBALLZ!!
Friend 2: You shit, my life is over because I didn't pre-order it. Tell me what happend!! No wait, don't. No tell me. No DON'T. NO SPOILERS. AHHH MY LIFE IS CONFLICTED WITH THE LOVE FOR THE CREED.

Assassin's Creed Obsession by Jade606 November 19, 2012

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood 

The sequel to Assassin's Creed 2, which was an amazing game, and just got even better.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is going to be the sickest game ever!

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood by Panda0213 November 3, 2010

assassin's creed 3

the fifth installment to the assassin's creed franchise, assassin's creed 3 is not assassin's creed 5 because it introduces a third assassin to the franchise. the story's setting will be the revolutionary war around 1777. the new assassin's name is Connor. he is half white half Native American. i won't put his Native American name because his native american name is too fucking long and i don't know how to spell it. there will be key figures from the time period including george washington, benjamin franklin, and possibly charles lee who is some random general that almost got george's job but didn't qualify because he didn't tell his father that he cut down the cherry tree. The new assassin, connor, will have an array of weapons including a tomohawk, knife, hidden blade, bow and arrow, musket, and pistol. there are hints in the trailer that there will be duel-wielding because the video shows him fighting with a tomohawk and a knife. also there are two pistols on his outfit which also indicates duel-wielding with long-range weapons. a change to the original parkour system in assassin's creed is the new surrounding which will mostly be forest areas. ubisoft will be making changes to the parkour to fit this unique environment. to learn more i suggest looking up videos from ign. watch them on youtube if you dont have a fast computer because ign's video player is fucking bullshit and takes too long. the game will be released in october.

reader: man this guy did his homework. what a nerd. he needs to get a life.
me: fuck off. assassin's creed 3 is gonna be awesome.

assassin's creed 3 by assassin'screedneedisaymore? June 17, 2012

Smoker's Creed 

The unwritten social understanding between smokers that when one smoker is without cigarette, another smoker shall provide one free cigarette with no questions asked and no guilt trip enforced on the individual who is without cigarette.

South African guy at a phone booth in Picadilly Circus to random gentleman walking down the street: "Can I bum a fag?".

Guy walking down the street: "No, man."

Guy at a phone booth: "Ay... ay, man! Smoker's Creed!! (What about) Smoker's Creed?!".

Smoker's Creed by Filet Mignate May 20, 2007

Assassin's Creed 2 

The sequel to the popular game Assassin's Creed, in which a secret war takes place over generations, involving the Knights Templar and the Assassins. The Knights Templar wish to use ancient treasure called Pieces of Eden to take over the world, while the Assassins wish to prevent such an end. The series specifically follows the modern day character Desmond Miles and his ancestors, who played key roles in the fight against the Templars. Assassin's Creed 2 follows Ezio Auditore de Firenze in Renaissance Italy, late 15th century. Assassin's Creed 2 sees major improvements over its predecessor in almost every area, including getting rid of the repetition many players did not like in the first game.

I really like Assassin's Creed 2 a lot more than the first one. There's so much more to do!

Assassin's Creed 2 by Snake1235 November 19, 2009

Assassin's Creed 

A game created by Ubisoft the same people who did the prince of Persia games. This game came out for the 360 and PS3 and then later on for the PC. This game got mixed reviews from Game sites and game magazines and many people avoid this game. But the people who did buy this game a majority of them didn't like it or were very disappointed by this game. But a small group of fans who saw through some of the small problems and played and enjoyed the game for what it is. This one of most remarkable games ever

Nothing is true and everything is permitted-Al-Tair Ibn La-Ahad("Son of None")

Assassin's Creed one of the best games ever.

Assassin's Creed by Emran Ismail September 24, 2008