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Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.
We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!
Creebag by Hodders May 2, 2006
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A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009
Referring to teenagers.
Sometimes I wonfer what creepagers are thinking! But then I recall how: "I was once a creepager myself!"....Oh well, nevermind.
creepager by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
A longer version of Ceebs, a word derived from CBA (Can't be assed). Ceebage can be used when someone tells you to do something or you have to do something & you cannot be bothered doing it.
Dad: 'John, we've got to wash the car today'

John: 'Ceebage'
Ceebage by LOLS4U May 13, 2010
A cult at huntsville high, the CREEBA cult!
Saliba creeba! It's the creeba!
creeba by 6546 February 22, 2008

creekage 

To kick back or 'chill' at the creek
Friend 1: Yo, down for some creekage?
Friend 2: Yeah homie, hit me up at the creek in 10
creekage by Piked February 15, 2013

Creepage Distance 

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"
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