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A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009
Referring to teenagers.
Sometimes I wonfer what creepagers are thinking! But then I recall how: "I was once a creepager myself!"....Oh well, nevermind.
creepager by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
A longer version of Ceebs, a word derived from CBA (Can't be assed). Ceebage can be used when someone tells you to do something or you have to do something & you cannot be bothered doing it.
Dad: 'John, we've got to wash the car today'

John: 'Ceebage'
Ceebage by LOLS4U May 13, 2010
A cult at huntsville high, the CREEBA cult!
Saliba creeba! It's the creeba!
creeba by 6546 February 22, 2008

creekage 

To kick back or 'chill' at the creek
Friend 1: Yo, down for some creekage?
Friend 2: Yeah homie, hit me up at the creek in 10
creekage by Piked February 15, 2013

Creepage Distance 

The closeness of a person before it gets creepy.
"Yo that guy over there was borderline creepage distance!"

"That guy was so close to crossing the creepage distance!"