Cretbag 

A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.

fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.

Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009

cretage 

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.

Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”

cretage by Skooba123 November 27, 2020

Creebag 

Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!

Creebag by Hodders May 2, 2006

Cret-Bag 

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.

You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag

Cret-Bag by the sweede August 19, 2009

Crewbag 

A person who lives in the Houston metropolitan area that pops his collar, wears sunglasses on the top of their head and is a douchebag.

Matt wants to go the park to hand out candy to little children. Him and his boyfriend are such crewbags

Crewbag by forge77 April 22, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020