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A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.
fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.
Cretbag by cret buster August 9, 2009
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An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.
Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”
cretage by Skooba123 November 27, 2020
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Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.
We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!
Creebag by Hodders May 2, 2006

Cret-Bag 

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.
You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag
Cret-Bag by the sweede August 19, 2009
A person who lives in the Houston metropolitan area that pops his collar, wears sunglasses on the top of their head and is a douchebag.
Matt wants to go the park to hand out candy to little children. Him and his boyfriend are such crewbags
Crewbag by forge77 April 22, 2010

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026