Cretbag

A cretbag is a person that does not fit in and are generally not liked. While these people may often be referred to as a dickhead or an absolute butt pirate, a better word to use would be a cretbag. Can be used plurally - 'cretbags' or 'crets' for short.

fuck me, look at those guys over there, they look like fuckin cretbags.

by cret buster August 9, 2009

cretage

An individual who is highly tweaked from consuming a certain substance. This word can also often be declared after a lung shattering dab has been taken.

Amfon: “holy fuck Bradley, that was a fat dab!”

Bradley: “yeh. Cretage bro.”

by Skooba123 November 27, 2020

Creebag

Coined during one foggy night in the 1980's in Birstall, Leicestershire.

A bit of a fool.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

We could here each other but not see each other, Crebag was the word used to locate the other person.

There you are you old Creebag!

by Hodders May 2, 2006

Cret-Bag

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.

You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag

by the sweede August 19, 2009

Crewbag

A person who lives in the Houston metropolitan area that pops his collar, wears sunglasses on the top of their head and is a douchebag.

Matt wants to go the park to hand out candy to little children. Him and his boyfriend are such crewbags

by forge77 April 22, 2010