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Credit Score 

A number comprised of three digits, determined by a number of imaginary factors known in their entirety by only the corporation that made up the formula, that rules your life and everything in it.
After his identity was stolen, Danny's credit score tanked. He couldn't find an apartment anywhere, couldn't get a loan for a car, and was fired from his job of four years because they felt he was a financial risk to have around. Three little numbers ruined his life.
Credit Score by Leeroy Jenkems September 18, 2017
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credit score 

a common term in the American culture.Can buy you a lot of stuff if you have a good one and can make your life miserable if you dont have a good one!
Yo ,that guy has a Cadillac Escalade.He has a good credit score!

or

That man is poor.He is driving a 94 Jeep.He doesnt have a good credit score!
credit score by TyroneUSA May 12, 2008

Credit Score 

The score that determines how many girls you’ve gotten with, or successful with. Could be a short term fling, or it could be a long term.
Yo bro you really got sloppy toppy in 2 days, your credit score has to be a 95
Credit Score by BryanMcKay December 16, 2019

Credit Score Night

Credit Score night (noun): A night in which you go to a woman’s house and get NO play. This term is used to accentuate the surplus of small talk like “what’s your credit score”, present in a night you don’t get action.
Will: “I went to Maddie’s house last night
Evan: “So did you get ur dick wet?”
Will: “Noooo man. It was a Credit score night!”

Social credit score 

The score relating to the complete joke of a system (social credit) designed by China to get rid of the few personal freedoms the people of China had in the first place. This credit score system is also the reason why famous wrestler John Xina always seems to be eating China's booty cheeks and denying Taiwan exists and not calling Xi Jing Ping the stinky winnie the poo poo that he is.
Person 1, on twitter: in my opin-

Government official:

⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠

事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Person 1: okay :(

Social Credit Score 

The Glorious system made from the peoples CCP of China who rewards people who make the right decisions. This system is great!
MESSAGE FROM THE CCP:
Great work citizen! You have now been rewarded with +135 social credit! Continue to build up your Social Credit Score and you will be rewarded greatly! Glory to the CCP!

Pussy Credit Score 

The % amount of orgasms you have given others over the amount of orgasms you've had with a cap of 850.
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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