Credenitals 

The mutually-agreed upon magnitude of your genitals.

I hear he comes with the highest credenitals.

Credenitals by mansizedtuber February 15, 2008

Cripple Credentials 

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

Cripple Credentials by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.

Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

Flashed Credentials by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

media credentials

Media Credentials are given to the working members of the media who attend press conferances.

Will tried to get into the Washington Wizards Press Conferance, but he lost his media credentials. He then proceeded to go home and tell everyone he knew in his uber life that they were bandwagoners.

media credentials by Mike Fo Sheezay October 25, 2007

credentialized 

the artificial self-enhancement that people seem to precive themselves to have while they are wearing an official laminated credential on a sponsored lanyard.

She got all credentialized when she went back stage at the concert with her all access pass, living in the fictional world that she is actually apart of the group in concert.

credentialized by LameCred September 10, 2010

Credentials

credentials having street credibility, being respected in the streets for which we have done or what you have accomplished

Credentials is being respected in the streets for which we have done or what you have accomplished

Credentials by Jones_popeye May 28, 2018

credentialism

When academic or other credentials are considered the ultimate criteria in hiring or evaluation rather then a person's competence or ability to do a particular job.

They hire these young no nothings idiots with masters to be my boss and then I spent my time training them . Credentialism at its worst .

credentialism by whatsnu January 24, 2022