Creamies 

To have the “creamies”, is to experience a soft bowel movement in which your end result is of a smooth, creamy texture. Having the “creamies” is usually a result of having an unbalanced diet, dehydration, consuming spoiled food or large amounts of alcohol. The Creamies can also be associated with having the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).

Ex. I’ll pass on the Indian food, I’ve got the creamies. I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the creamies.

Creamies by Linglangg March 25, 2019

Creamies 

When a man cums but doesn’t orgasm.

Example: after a long tug session you cum but there was no climax / orgasm leading to disappointment and a sense of wasted time / no relief.

“That girl will only give you creamies.”
Meaning you having sex with her will likely end disappointment or just feel like going through the motions.

Creamies by Z1N1X November 26, 2024

Creamie Weamie 

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.

Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.

Creamie Weamie by Themanwhoshitshimself January 22, 2021

Creamie 

An attractive woman.

A man may use this as a way to express interest in mating with said woman.

Synonyms:
Baddie
Hottie
Sharmin
Dime

1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”

Creamie by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023

Creamiez

When homosexual people take turns cumming in one's anal cavity and seeing how much it take until it spills over.

"Me and Johnny Dep had a game of Creamiez last night."

Creamiez by Kazuhiko August 21, 2016

Maple creamie 

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

Maple creamie by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015

creamie 

A white female that is frequently pursued by black athletes at a major university. Creamies are known to sleep with multiple members of the same team.

Shoo, cracka, I'm gonna hit a creamie tonight, and I'm not talking about with my fist!

creamie by AJuga November 14, 2007