Creanies

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An obsessive disorder in which an individual compulsively reads and recites journalistic material in order to make others believe they are smarter than they are.

I'm off for supervision, better brush up on my Creanies

Creanies by Dazzler ov the North West September 25, 2010

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Creamies

To have the “creamies”, is to experience a soft bowel movement in which your end result is of a smooth, creamy texture. Having the “creamies” is usually a result of having an unbalanced diet, dehydration, consuming spoiled food or large amounts of alcohol. The Creamies can also be associated with having the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).

Ex. I’ll pass on the Indian food, I’ve got the creamies. I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the creamies.

Creamies by Linglangg March 25, 2019

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Creasies

That one art teacher, trying to English

Art teacher; alright add some creasies with the paint
Friend; Creasies?
AT; idk
Me; I'm adding that to urban dictionary
F; YES

Creasies by Microwave2222 June 19, 2022

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Creamies

When a man cums but doesn’t orgasm.

Example: after a long tug session you cum but there was no climax / orgasm leading to disappointment and a sense of wasted time / no relief.

“That girl will only give you creamies.”
Meaning you having sex with her will likely end disappointment or just feel like going through the motions.

Creamies by Z1N1X November 26, 2024

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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