Creanies

An obsessive disorder in which an individual compulsively reads and recites journalistic material in order to make others believe they are smarter than they are.

I'm off for supervision, better brush up on my Creanies

Creanies by Dazzler ov the North West September 25, 2010

Creamies 

To have the “creamies”, is to experience a soft bowel movement in which your end result is of a smooth, creamy texture. Having the “creamies” is usually a result of having an unbalanced diet, dehydration, consuming spoiled food or large amounts of alcohol. The Creamies can also be associated with having the DADS (Day After Drinking Shits).

Ex. I’ll pass on the Indian food, I’ve got the creamies. I can’t go out tonight, I’ve got the creamies.

Creamies by Linglangg March 25, 2019

Creasies 

That one art teacher, trying to English

Art teacher; alright add some creasies with the paint
Friend; Creasies?
AT; idk
Me; I'm adding that to urban dictionary
F; YES

Creasies by Microwave2222 June 19, 2022

Creamies 

When a man cums but doesn’t orgasm.

Example: after a long tug session you cum but there was no climax / orgasm leading to disappointment and a sense of wasted time / no relief.

“That girl will only give you creamies.”
Meaning you having sex with her will likely end disappointment or just feel like going through the motions.

Creamies by Z1N1X November 26, 2024