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Creamie Weamie 

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.
Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.
An attractive woman.

A man may use this as a way to express interest in mating with said woman.

Synonyms:
Baddie
Hottie
Sharmin
Dime
1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”

Maple creamie 

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.
I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.
Maple creamie by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015
A white female that is frequently pursued by black athletes at a major university. Creamies are known to sleep with multiple members of the same team.
Shoo, cracka, I'm gonna hit a creamie tonight, and I'm not talking about with my fist!
creamie by AJuga November 14, 2007

Creamie Frencher 

A porn, a dessert, a clothing line, a gangster term for salad dressing or sauces. The question is, what isn't creamie frencher?
"Yum, creamie frencher."

Jamaican Creamie Airbag 

When you are jacking off in the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.
Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.
Jamaican Creamie Airbag by Garaf January 12, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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