Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.
1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”
When you are jacking offin the car and you are about to skeet and the airbag
deflates in the driver's seat and you quickly move your penis in the direction
the airbag is going and skeet where the airbag hit's there face and it smacks
the skeet against there face.
Dude I totally gave bonqui-qui a jamaican creamie airbag when she was driving me to get another hoe.