Cream Man

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Or he is also known as a very cool dude like eyebell

Yo check it out it’s cream man!
Cream man: wussup!
Sokon4174: sometimes you just gotta respect your rivals.

Cream Man by Sokon4174 March 8, 2021

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cream man

An absolute buffoon, That tries to make a valid argument but fails instantly by repeating every damn word.

Cream man: WHAT THE FUCK YOU GONNA DO?? “omg you are a retard” NO YOU MY G
Sokon4174: k.
Eyebell: can you stop repeating the same lines like a retard?

cream man by Sokon4174 February 18, 2021

cream man

a man with no value in the world

That guy's a cream man.

cream man by dictonaryboy June 4, 2023

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Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man by CountDisco October 22, 2012

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ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

ice cream man by $PAZZ April 1, 2003

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ice cream man

Drug Dealer.
Ice Cream is the code used to refer to the drug that is being sold, code is Only really necessary over the phone or in a public place.

At the shops: "Man, I'm hella down to get sum ice-cream."
Reply: "Yeah, fo sheezee! let's ring the Ice Cream Man."
Phonecall: "Hey man whatzup? I'm Jus' keen to come round and get sum Ice-Cream off yo'"

ice cream man by Diego September 3, 2003

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Ice cream Man

When the man ejaculates in the vagina and then scoops it out and feeds it to her.

He told me that he did the ice cream man to her!

Man, he does a nice ice cream man.

Dude! She wanted to do the ice cream man.

Ice cream Man by big boy21 November 16, 2016

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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