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crazy jew baker

when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
crazy jew baker by abysssss April 5, 2010

Crazy-Bake 

When a small, easy-to-operate oven used with kids or small baking makes it even harder to make anything.
Parent: "Hey, honey, I thought you said you were going to make cookies for the bake-sale. What happened?"

Girl: "Oh, yeah. My mom wouldn't let me use the oven, so I had to use my Crazy-Bake to try to make the cookies. The cookies practically turned into rocks."

This is an example of a conversation involving a Crazy-Bake.
Crazy-Bake by MissyMutilation December 7, 2010

crazymaker 

a male or female, who repeatedly dates seemingly normal people, who become 'crazy' during the course of their relationship.

craziness can be defined as:

- needy/clingy to a possessively abnormal degree
- inappropriate behaviour for the stage of relationship (i.e. saying i love you after only a week, calling/texting an extreme amount without reciprocation) etc...
- becoming mentally deranged, overly stressed or any more seriously 'crazy' conditions such as self harm and emo-ness

if a person repeatedly dates people who develop craziness in the relationship, especially in terms of the relationship (i.e. directed at the other person) they are a crazymaker

in more serious cases where underlying psychological problems may have already been there before the relationship, if they were enhanced or brought out due to the relationship then this can be part of crazymaking.

if a person becomes crazy or displays unusual behaviour in any way that would lead to the other person saying ''damn that bitch be crazy''
dude be careful with that girl she is hot but i think she's a crazymaker, her last 3 boyfriends have ended up in therapy

guy: i think this girl is getting a bit crazy she wont leave me alone
guy 2: didn't that happen with your last girlfriend? careful you might be a crazymaker!
crazymaker by crazymaker February 25, 2011

Crazymaker 

A Crazymaker is a person who can ruin life's of others. They put you in a lose -lose game and make it look like their the innocent one these people love drama.
Look at Her she's a crazymaker!
Crazymaker by Casecase67 October 30, 2017
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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