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Crayolaing 

This is when if you're a female, shove a Crayola up your anal area
God, why are you Crayolaing?
Crayolaing by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

Crayola-ing 

Crapping on a partners chest during sex then drawing a picture with the shit.
I was crayola-ing all over that chick last night.
Crayola-ing by El sucio Crayola December 18, 2009

Crayolering 

The act of spitting brand name Crayola markers out of ones mouth gracefully (usually towards a webcam). Many people use this activity as a pass-time when they are extremely bored.
"Oh My Zeus! That was very good Crayolering you just did Johnny!"

"Phineas! Why on Earth are you Crayolering in the middle of the night?!?!"
Crayolering by Claren Smardin June 13, 2009

Crayoning 

Crayoning, is that whilst squeezing out a big hard pooh, you attempt to put skids in odd places around the bowl by crayoning with it. Hopefully they remain after flushing. It helps to learn the flush cycle to know which part gets the least flush. Crayoning is better for audiance appreciation
At the dinner whilst meeting future parents in law, mention that you did some wondeful crayoning, if possible show them the pic on your mobile phone.

pooh crap dump shit
Crayoning by ConFest Pete September 11, 2011

crayoning 

when you wipe your ass and the shit wont wipe away
Tavi was in the bathroom for an hour because she kept crayoning.
crayoning by Ass Captain December 9, 2007

crayolians 

a group of 6, fondly known as "those girls". they are 6 girls from 2 different classes (a bit like romeo and juliet, only there are three from each family...?) they have fun and mishaps and should star in their own comic of adventures.
they are also "carers" of klixee (also known as clicsi, clicksy) who follows the six around the schoolyard, slowing them down on their way to saving the world and getting a decent meal.
there are six colours in the crayolians club, fondly known as "the crayola club"
blue, pink, red, orange, green and yellow.
no matter what anyone tells you, aquamarine is NOT a member (are you klixee?)
klixee - "i'm aquamarine!"
crayolians - "no klixee, you are NOT"

pink - "quick, the klixee is coming! run and jog children!"

blue - "sign up for the annual crayola club trip!"

and they generally just sit beneath the tree and have a laugh (when they are not hugging it or running from klixee)
crayolians by moogy poop July 29, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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