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Cranhole 

A nickname for Cranbrook

A horrible place to live in. Every teen in this town has vaped at least once and you can't breathe due to the clouds of cotton candy flavoured lung cancer.

Do you like STD's, hoes, bad drugs, parties that are 20 minutes out of town, 4 stores, and everyone knows your shit? Cranhole is for you
Example #1
Danny Devito: Hows your girlfriend doing?
Nicholas Cage: Turns out she's from Cranhole, so I dumped her. I didn't want an STD.

Example #2
Person 1: Jesus fucks Cranhole sucks.
Person 2: Yea bro. I'm moving out as soon as I can. Fuck all the hoes here

Example #3
Grandma: Why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
Me: Because I love in Cranhole and they're all hoes
Cranhole by demonstreetlamp January 22, 2020
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An asshole, just funnier to say. From Dodgeball the movie.
"Cram it up your cramhole Leflour"- White at the competition at the end of dodgeball
Cramhole by Anthony B. May 13, 2005

craphole 

any place that stinks, is ugly, disgusting, dirty and expensive. Basically any nightclub in Britain
"What was the club like last night?"

"It was a dirty craphole"
craphole by Heather Scott July 17, 2005

crabhole 

Female genital region. Usually deep, dark and not very appealling, compared to the norm.
She smelled rank so I kicked her in the crabhole.
crabhole by Damo April 10, 2005

Craphole 

The son in Starkid Productions's "The Trail to Oregon", played by the iconic queen Lauren Lopez.
CrApHoLe YeAh tHaT's mE i'M 7 aNd i'M mALe
Craphole by Grace Wilbourn May 11, 2020

crathole 

the new swearword, made up live on radio ona comedy show :P means; whatever you really want it to mean. It's asshole/ arsehole but worse. Everyone start using it to show that we can invent words if we want to and it works!
f*ck off you ugly mother-f*cking crathole!
crathole by hidii ho October 24, 2007

craphole 

the equivalent of asshole: directed at a person who did something unfavorable
Nathan is acraphole.
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