crotcheting
crotcheting by alksolo August 26, 2005
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Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).
crotching-it by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005
Related Words
Crotchling
One who, more often then not, is expelled from the crotch. Useally a baby. Often can be used to refer to anybody under the accuser's age.
Crotchling by Alt F Four April 28, 2006
Crotching
The act of stashing drugs or other illegal paraphernalia in one's undergarments. First used in April 2009 by ACLU lawyer Adam Wolf arguing to the Supreme Court against strip searches in public schools.
Mr. Wolf said a strip search may be appropriate if the school has evidence that a student makes a habit of “crotching” drugs. (from the NY Times 21 April 2009)
Crocheting
Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Crocheting by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
crotchking
He who is the master of crotches. Or one who obsesses about crotches, i.e. stares and or fantasizes about crotches.
My brother is a total crotchking. He was staring at that guys junk for at least twenty minutes. Fag.
crotchking by Dongalev November 21, 2010