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Clarted
When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.
"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum
Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020
Related Words
Crarted • clarted • Carted • Charted • crafted • Carted up • charted accountant • crafted by angels • Craftedman • CraftedPizza
Crafted
For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}
cratedigger
1) A Disc Jockey with a very large collection of records (crates of vinyl)
2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.
2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.
cratedigger by bhny September 25, 2006
Topple Charted
Topple Charted by B Kackes March 3, 2009
Team Crafted
Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.
Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!
Team Crafted by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
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