Crarted 

When you cried and farted at the same time.

John crarted when he hit the ground in immense pain

Crarted by Tungjagin October 2, 2018

Clarted 

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

Clarted by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Crafted

For one to have a feeling of utter and total retardation via intoxication or inebriation imposed by ones close friend or foe - with or without thier consent.
Verb: craft {“i will craft that crap out you!”}
Verb: crafting {“sup!?” “Yeah nah - bita crafting going on with turts”}
Adj: Crafted {“Oh mate- you look crafted AF!}

Fitty: (Laying on the sticky carpet floor)How the did I get this retarded tonight?
Turtle: You’ve been f@$king crafted , you dumb ass!!

Crafted by Furtley May 30, 2018

Clarted 

When someone is tackled forcefully or when they are punched very hard in the face.

Ethan Clarted Thomas in house rugby with that tackle.

Clarted by E.Than101 December 16, 2019

cratedigger 

1) A Disc Jockey with a very large collection of records (crates of vinyl)

2) A type of music that uses large numbers of obscure samples and breaks from old recordings.

DJ Shadow's album Endtroducing was made in true cratedigger style.

cratedigger by bhny September 25, 2006

Topple Charted

To add an exceptionally well deserved exclamation to any sentence.

"Damn girl that's topple charted!"

Topple Charted by B Kackes March 3, 2009

Team Crafted 

Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.

Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!

Team Crafted by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014