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chaqueno 

a dick that is cube shaped, even length, width
you chaqueno
go suck a chaqueno
chaqueno by Bobby Bobertson May 14, 2008
Badass soccer player! Craque de Copa=Best Player of the Tournament
Messi es un pinche craque.
BK es mas craque de todos.
The Craque of the 2010 World Cup is Diego Forlan.
craque by drsoccer11 October 5, 2010

chaqueño 

1) A penis that is even in measure on all sides, sort of a cross between a regular dick and a chode.

2) A common insult for a person.

3) A way to tell someone off
1) Dude, i walked into the locker room, and there was this guy with a chaqueño swinging it around. It was nasty

2) Haha, you failed the math test, stupid chaqueño.

3) Go suck a fucking chaqueño, i dont want to be bothered.
chaqueño by faggotsauce February 11, 2009

Brazillian Craques

"Brazillian Craques" is an expression who,once and for all,is related to the REAL best soccer players in the world.We have five world championships and the greatest players of the soccer history.It´s complety out of mind consider the argentinians better than us.They arent´s.So this expression can be found in any magazine,newspaper,website of other media you want.
"The Brazillian Craques overcame the critics and got their fifth World Championship in Japan against Germany."
Craque is a fictionalised frenchified faggified spelling of crack.
"Get off le craque!"
craque by crOOk March 31, 2005

craquehead 

Person 1: u have crackhead energy
Person 2: but I’m wearing heels
Person 1: craquehead
craquehead by mmscoliosis November 2, 2019