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Crapcookie

1.) A cookie made of fecal matter. Aka, shit pastry, also known as a pookie. Can be made with various chunks of vegetables and fruit.
Girl #1: Where did you get those cookie?

Girl #2: Up my butt.

Girl #s 1 and 2: THEY'RE POOKIES!!!

Girl #1: I love crapcookies
by Crapcookiequeen May 19, 2009
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crapbooking

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.
by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009
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Crapbooking

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020
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CrapBooking

The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.
Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?

He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
by The Doozer September 19, 2016
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Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.
Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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chapookie

The love of your life’s vagina.

It has its own personality and you have to talk to it like it’s a person… oh yeah it has to be in baby talk.
Hey chapookie how are you
by Thesknr January 10, 2023
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