Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.
by TJ Buttlicker March 28, 2009
a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.
guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.
by User139575 January 11, 2021
Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?
Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?
Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.
Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?
Jk rowling: whah...what?
Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-
Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-
Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?
Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!
Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?
Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?
Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.
Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?
Jk rowling: whah...what?
Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-
Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-
Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?
Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!
Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!
by Santosuknow October 26, 2010
Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020
by kibmcz May 24, 2009
Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?
He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
by The Doozer September 20, 2016
The crap that bad working moms attempt to throw together to make their kids feel less neglected after they see hand-stitched memory books put together by their friends' bored and sexually repressed moms.
"Sweetie, mama's too busy to have documented every single day of your life in a scrapbook bound by the fibers of my placenta... but I DID make you a crapbook that includes your birth weight and time (give or take a few ounces and hours) and your fortune cookie results from last night's takeout!"
by jennifever March 2, 2014