Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a laterdate.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
Actively looking through another person's Facebook in order to gain info, spy or to stalk
After a breakup:
ExBF: So I found out you went a date last night...
ExGF: How did you hear that?
ExBF: I saw on your Facebook
ExGF: STOP CREEPBOOKING ME!!!
It is when a person is addicted to facebook, has no conscious awareness of surroundings. being on facebook 24/7 always refreshing home page to see if things have change. instant chatting with the person in same room/house. also, checking farms, cities, western, frontier towns games constantly sending requests!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*