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crapbooking 

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.
crapbooking by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009
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Crapbooking 

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.
The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.
Crapbooking by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

CrapBooking 

The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.
Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?

He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.
CrapBooking by The Doozer September 19, 2016

CREEPBOOKING 

Actively looking through another person's Facebook in order to gain info, spy or to stalk
After a breakup:
ExBF: So I found out you went a date last night...
ExGF: How did you hear that?
ExBF: I saw on your Facebook
ExGF: STOP CREEPBOOKING ME!!!
CREEPBOOKING by luciddreamer2011 January 7, 2011

Crackbooking 

It is when a person is addicted to facebook, has no conscious awareness of surroundings. being on facebook 24/7 always refreshing home page to see if things have change. instant chatting with the person in same room/house. also, checking farms, cities, western, frontier towns games constantly sending requests!!!
"Jenny has a crackbooking problem."

" She has been crackbooking on her iPhone for the last 4 hours."
Crackbooking by stallbuddie#2 January 26, 2012

Scrapbooking 

The act of opening several photos on a computer/electronic device of your significant other or crush and masturbating while viewing the photos.
This morning, I opened up all of the dirty photos I have of Stephanie and started scrapbooking until my arms got tired.
Scrapbooking by Goodson007 February 9, 2015

Scrapbooking 

A slang term for lesbian intercourse. It is a more appropriate way to say "scissoring". One who practices scrapbooking is a scrapbooker.
Mom, I need to tell you something, I think I'm a scrapbooker and will experiment with scrapbooking.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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