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Crapcident 

Having to go to the bathroom very bad for #2 and miss the pot!!
Ever since Mom had her gall bladder out, Shes had a lot of crapcidents!!!
Crapcident by Georgia Diner Girl December 3, 2011

Crackcident 

Showing a portion on your butt Crack on accident.
The plumber today sure was having a large crackcident! I mean I could see 3/4 of his butt!
Crackcident by Sap03250 December 26, 2016

rapcident 

An accidental rhyme said in casual conversation
Ric: "It took me about an hour to clean that shower!"
James: "Yo, did you just have a rapcident???"
rapcident by ric.james January 31, 2010

Crapccidental 

Rob's email being lost in transit was just crapccidental.
Crapccidental by Michael Nyman June 26, 2003

crackcident 

something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant
I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"
crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

CAPsident 

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.
Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!
CAPsident by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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