Crap-ton Share definition Flag A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012. Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney. Crap-ton by Ericdii August 1, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Crap-ton mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch