A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

The Nussy, or the “nose pussy”, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.