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A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.
There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.
by Imperial Measurements Inc. August 14, 2013
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.
by gogreen626 June 04, 2014
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How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."
by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010
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A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.
For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.
by Mike Calhoun November 14, 2005
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A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.
Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.
by Ericdii August 01, 2012
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