Top definition
A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.
There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.
by Imperial Measurements Inc. August 14, 2013
Get the merch
Get the crap ton neck gaiter and mug.
Nov 23 Word of the Day
A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Take a Trump mug for your barber Julia.
2
A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.
Erica, I love you heapsofscads.

Brendan, I love you a whole crapton.
by gogreen626 June 04, 2014
Get the mug
Get a crapton mug for your cat Günter.
3
A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.
we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.
by Arnold S. August 11, 2005
Get the mug
Get a crap ton mug for your cousin Manafort.
4
How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.
"My favorite Eric Crapton songs are Rayra and Ray Down Sarry."
by Sir Pennyfeather February 16, 2010
Get the mug
Get a Crapton mug for your bunkmate Trump.
5
A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.
For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.
by Mike Calhoun November 14, 2005
Get the merch
Get the Crapton neck gaiter and mug.
6
A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.
Australian authorities intercepted a crap-ton of meth and heroine in Sydney.
by Ericdii August 01, 2012
Get the mug
Get a Crap-ton mug for your dog Günter.

Activity