A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

A unit of measure. A ridiculously large amount. Used to describe quantities in otherwise unfathomable amounts.

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

How Japanese people pronounce Eric Clapton's name. Has been featured on several Japanese versions of his albums.

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

A unit of measurement equal to 558 kg or 1230 lbs. First used by Joe Bereta on the SourceFed youtube channel on 8/1/2012.