2 definitions by Maomaor

Crinkly Lettuce

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

by Maomaor January 5, 2012

Trap One

As above, trap one, trap two etc. is a method of labelling individual toilet stalls in a row of lavatory cubicles by analogy with racing traps in a greyhound track. Numbering must follow the racing example so looking from the front, the rightmost cubicle is trap one, the one to the left of it is trap two etc so that the numbers read left to right for the 'racers'.

'was that you in trap one this morning? I thought someone had opened fire with a machine gun'

by Maomaor October 12, 2022