Definitions by Maomaor

Trap One 

As above, trap one, trap two etc. is a method of labelling individual toilet stalls in a row of lavatory cubicles by analogy with racing traps in a greyhound track. Numbering must follow the racing example so looking from the front, the rightmost cubicle is trap one, the one to the left of it is trap two etc so that the numbers read left to right for the 'racers'.

'was that you in trap one this morning? I thought someone had opened fire with a machine gun'

Trap One by Maomaor October 11, 2022

Crinkly Lettuce 

An old lady's outer labia. An old woman's cunt.

Dave: She's a bit old for you isn't she.
Jim: That's alright, I like a bit of Crinkly Lettuce.

Crinkly Lettuce by Maomaor January 6, 2012