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Cramp stamp 

When someone has a tattoo on their lower abdomen (where women get menstrual cramps).
Ryan: Brosef, did you snag a peek at that girls stomach when she lifted up her arms?
Martin: No you perv.
Ryan: She had a cramp stamp, broheim!
Martin: I hate tattoos.
Cramp stamp by thethird September 4, 2009
Words you can keep

Champ Stamp 

The masculine version of a "Tramp Stamp".
Ken has a sweet ass champ stamp of a flaming, soaring eagle !
Champ Stamp by Steve Stevaguesen September 2, 2009

clamp stamp 

Clamp stamp: The female equivalant of Teabagging.

aka a vagina snorkle.
I was teabagging her she clamp stamped me.
clamp stamp by Isabella the Great October 2, 2013

champ stamp 

When you rub your sweaty ball sack on a sleeping person's head.
I champ stamped the fat kid on the last day of summer camp.
champ stamp by GnarlyPirate May 27, 2005

Camp stamp 

The camp stamp, much like a tramp stamp, was the visual identification worn by or given to the jews in concentration camps. In contemporary terms, it is worn as decoration by wannabe holocaust survivors whose only common hardship with real survivors is at best their unquenchable desire for money.
Joshua paid thirty shekels at the parlor for a kosher camp stamp on his forearm.
Camp stamp by RitalinBob December 3, 2016

champ stamp 

A tattoo, typically placed on the lower back region, depicting the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Championship win. Commonly found on middle-aged men, the tattoo typically is usually associated with mild obesity and hairy backs. Typical reactions to the champ stamp include, but are not limited too, drunken embracements, high fives, and/or illusions of the men convincing themselves they actually had something to do with the victory
Bob: I just got a champ stamp!
Jerry: Whoa, I just got a sudden urge to touch you.
champ stamp by sfgiants24 April 25, 2011

Camp-stamp

An over-reaction and/or tantrum about something, possibly something rather minor, and often performed with the aim of increasing attention, as frequently seen on and copied from gay scene queens with something to prove. Especially notable if the subject actually stamps their foot to accompany their hissy-fit protest.
He had a total camp-stamp when he found out that someone else had bought the last pair of Gucci sunglasses that he wanted, as he was definitely not going to be cool enough now to pull the boy he was after.
Camp-stamp by Flying Fox July 28, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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