Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)
Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.
Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.