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crumbly cheesecake

Crumbly cheesecake= when your lady falls asleep you jerk off onto her vagina without waking her up. In the morning you scrap off her vagina with your fingers and sprinkle the crumbs on her face to wake her up.
I heard that Leo gave her a crumbly cheesecake to wake here up.
That crumbly smells like oatmeal, butterscotch and cat pee.
Crumbly by eringibby January 10, 2010

The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

When you crumble up a bunch of biscuits in someone's bed without them knowing. But it's their fault for not knowing, so you can't be blamed.
Oh Clare you fell for the The Crumbly Biscuit Trick

crambled 

Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)
Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.
crambled by tdcunning September 22, 2005

The Duluth Crumbly Onion 

The sexual act where a man has a sex with an onion ring while his J-bo-dacious lady does a crab walk. The man, if time admits, executes a bum rub.
Eric and his lady didn't finish their onion rings so they took them home and did the Duluth Crumbly Onion.
Cramly by Jackosbo October 4, 2019