packing heat

When butch lesbians "conceal" dildos under their pants.

At the New York Liberty game last night, Joan Jett was sitting directly across from me -- and get this, she was packing heat!

by tdcunning September 25, 2005

crambled

Over-priced clothing that's been distressed evenly to look expensively moth-eaten. (The clothing equivalent of "bed head" acheived through styling gel.)

Paris Hilton bought that crambled shirt at Forever-Twenty-One.

by tdcunning September 22, 2005