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Cram Jam (n.) 

1) The act of rough anal sex
2) Using large forces to fit abnormally massive objects into the vagina, anus, or any other orifice. Be creative!
Bill: Yo dog, last night I heard your mom got cram jammed by James
Dave: Oh God! I hope she's alright
Bill: Me too, that kid's got girth

Cram and jam 

When you force the penis into vagina while it's soft!!! To get hard
I cram jam cram and jammed it!! Thanks a lot condoms
Cram and jam by anonymous December 11, 2023

Cram Ram And Jam 

To forcably stick your fist in all entrances of the human anatomy, usually happens in an all male sexcapade.
We Cram Ram And Jammin" it tonight fellas?
Cram Ram And Jam by Free MLKJ November 18, 2010

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.

cram jams 

a wedgiee haveing your underware or pants up your crack
that bitch gots some nasty ass cram jams!
cram jams by Daja February 3, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026