subtletee's definitions

flang

It's a Florida thang.

Yo, check out that SUV with the disco lights and laser light show. Man, that's so flang.

by subtletee June 15, 2020

craftsplaining

when someone walks up and explains how to do a craft project without being prompted

I was working on a beaded lava bracelet when joanna walked up and started craftsplaining it to me, sheesh!

by subtletee September 19, 2019

florida duck

ducks that don’t like water ‘cause

“why isn’t that duck in water?”
‘cause
florida duck
sick of the water

by subtletee September 19, 2019

canadian fight

A fight based on forcing someone to accept your apology using the word sorry.

events leading to a Canadian fight

sorry, man.
no, I’m sorry.
no, I said I’m sorry! (punch)

by subtletee June 12, 2019

ghettoasis

a cool place in a shitty area

this whole fucking town is strip mall, except for this ghettoasis

by subtletee January 9, 2019

3Moji

A secret code name for a friend or contact consisting of a string of three emojis.

Shawn can’t know you are texting me, this needs to be on the DL so use my 3moji.

by subtletee January 8, 2019

Sweet Potato Girl

‘cause when you have thanksgiving dinner, what’s on the side?

Are you and Cherrie serious? Nah man she’s my sweet potato girl.

by subtletee November 28, 2018