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Craft syndrome 

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
Craft syndrome by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010
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arts and craft session 

A very vicious form of scissoring for lesbians.
Are you going to the movies tonight?

No Sarah and I are having an arts and craft session

Craft services 

The people who provide snacks such as granola bars and chips or fruit and veggies on a movie set.
The catering on that movie wasn't all that but craft services really rocked!
Craft services by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft 

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight
“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

Craft store discount 

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them
He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount

Craft and shaft 

Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.

Ryan, Sam, Joe
Craft and shaft by Craft and shafter September 27, 2019

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.
(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.
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