Crackified 

When something looks like crack but isn't

Person 1: *sees an object that looks like crack* Is that crack?!?!?!
Person 1: *gets closer* oh nvm, I just got crackified

Crackified by Rajan, Master of Econ January 30, 2019

crackified 

The feeling where something is so shocking or awkward it warrants nervous hysterical laughter. A mix of cracking up whilst being horrified.

Watching Maury the other day and a woman had 100 potential baby fathers....I was crackified.....

crackified by sistrincatalina January 12, 2013

Crucified 

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

Crucified by Vabe January 15, 2021

Crackfiend 

Crackfiend. Noun. kuh-rack-feend

A person who attacks people for crack. Can also be used as an insult, like if someone is really hyper or annoying.

"I was attacked by a crackfiend while selling 3 grams of coke."
"My cat is being a crackfiend today."
"You crackfiend."

Anorexic models with shadowy eyes are most likely crackfiends. And Kid Rock.

Crackfiend by Jon the Ninja February 7, 2006

Cockified

long for cocky

Dude, Will is so cockified. He cannot stop talking about how good he is at swimming.

Cockified by mr clutch July 19, 2011

Chuckified 

A piece of equipment that has already been modified by Chuck to allow for successful work to be carried out.

Bob – What did you do to get this working?
Billy Bob – It’s been Chuckified
Bob – What!
Billy Bob – We made a Chuckification to it and its now all good.

Chuckified by R0ger Lew1s July 15, 2018

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

Crucified Barbara by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007