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cracklin' oat bran
Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.
hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!
can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!
can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran
cracklin' oat bran by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010
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Crackfic
A type of fiction where it is believed that the author must be on crack to have written such a story because it's so bizarre or off the wall
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
Often, a facial expression after reading one of these crackfics is 'O.O' or 'O.o'
"I just read a crackfic where Chuck Norris dreams he's Luke Skywalker than becomes a stripper to make more money for his kid"
Crackfic by BAMBI_IS_DEAD January 2, 2009
crackalope
A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.
crackalope by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010
cracklin' crotch
1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"
cracklin' crotch by bettybabe May 8, 2010
cracklapper
cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean
cracklapper by Snuffy January 31, 2005
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