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CrackedRack

A Youtuber, amateur journalist and video editor who is basically the fuck-baby of Alex Jones, WatchMojo, Cumtown and Ben Shapiro. He is dedicated to being as disgusting and despicable as possible. Also makes extremely shitty music nobody likes. Sometimes entertaining and decent and sometimes a retarded fuckboy and level 90 cringelord.

Known primarily for his beefs with Pastel Belle, Rogue Internet Man and Slimebeast.
Guy 1: Did you watch CrackedRack's newest video on the top 10 worst rapists?

Guy 2: I don't watch that guy he's a fucking nutter brah

Guy 1: He's okay

Guy 2: I don't care either way
CrackedRack by JackStellarEye December 4, 2022
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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights 

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Crackensack 

Crackensack is what some people call Hackensack (NJ) because of the drug issues you can find in many parts of town. The city isn't really as bad as people make it out to be, but for the county it's in (Bergen Co, near NYC) it's a hot spot for people around the area to buy and sell drugs.

Hackensack is the largest city in Bergen County, NJ
P1- Yo, you know where i could score some crack and weed
P2- You can probably just take a drive down to Crackensack and find something
P1- Is it safe?
P2- Only if you make it out to be.
Crackensack by RedGunz December 7, 2009

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The name of chips in the UK
Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.
takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"