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Crackbeezy 

A Bitch that'll do anything for CRACK! Basically, a skeezer with no morals, and has their mind on CRACK 24/7.
Someone1: Look at that dirty bitch on the corner looking for drugs.

Someone2: Yo, she's such a crackbeezy!
Crackbeezy by D0P33KIIDD! September 8, 2007
Words you can keep

crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.

Crackberry 

Nickname for the popular RIM communication device named Blackberry. The device, which is a phone, PDA, and e-mail appliance has gained outrageous popularity. Users/owners are typically addicted to checking e-mail and swapping short messages on the device. It appears as though they are addicted as a crackhead is to the pipe.
Look at him. Like he's a pimp/playuh all hooked-up on his crackberry.
Crackberry by Paul August 23, 2004
Word of the Day on November 17, 2006

Crackberry 

Name for a Blackberry device, when its owner becomes far too dependent on it. For when someone becomes addicted to using their Blackberry, as if it were a drug like "crack".
Chris: What kind of phone do you have?

Matt: Blackberry.

Chris: Me too! I love it.

Matt: Yeah, it's so convenient.

Chris: Yeah man, I'm addicted to it. I couldn't live without my Crackberry.
Crackberry by B3player89 December 21, 2008

Crackberry Syndrome 

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.
Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

Crackberry 

A comical name for the Blackberry device, usually referred to blackberry users who can't seem to put down their damn blackberry; blackberry addicts.
Can you put down your freakin crackberry for a second and pay attention to the movie?
Crackberry by Michael Katzab February 7, 2008

Crackberry Cowboy 

A person who proudly and prominently wears their Blacberry in an obnoxious hip holster.
His phone rang, and Mark stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, spread his feet wide and quickly drew his Blackberry from its trusty hip holster like crackberry cowboy at the Hello Corral.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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