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Crackadactal

1. Someone who is far beyond the status of novice drug dealer (or any occupation). Not necessarily old but experienced at what they do. Has seniority.
2. A phrase used draw someone’s attention when they are being irritating to the first person. Not usually used as an insult.
1. “Dude, I’ve been selling drugs to teenagers since I was five... I’m a Crackadactal!”
2. “Hay, stop being a Crackadactal and let’s get back to work.”
Crackadactal by Brian Poewell August 7, 2009
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crackalackalickalate 

to happen; variations include crackalackalickalating and
crackalackalickalated.
1. What's crackalackalickalating?
2. I saw it crackalackalickalate right in front of my eyes.

Cockadactale 

A large low flying artic bird with a massive dick but amazingly the cold does not affect his shrinkage. His mating call is “bukakke bukakke”
The majestic cockadactale flys gracefully over the artic screaming “bukakke bukakke”
Cockadactale by Cockadactale17 February 2, 2019

crackalactating

when you say hi to a girl and milk starts spurting out of her breast.
hey Donna, i think your tit is crackalactating.

ps. dan meyer likes boys
crackalactating by Tomasdfasdf June 11, 2008

crackajackalakin 

used as more specific means of "hello" in that the person is refeering to a "white guy"
whats crackajackalakin?

in other words,
whats up white boi?
crackajackalakin by nig ben June 27, 2005

crackadactyle 

My friend Tamisha is the biggest crackadactyle.

She only wants you for your drugs. She's always been a crackadacktyl.
crackadactyle by pammeepie October 19, 2021
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