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Crack Hands 

When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.
Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl
Crack Hands by Albusdumbledore November 22, 2011
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Hand Crack 

Smartphones, regarding the addictive behavior of people’s need to constantly check, play, hold, caresses etc. their phones.
Everyone is walking around with their phones like it is hand crack.
Hand Crack by Suezq88 March 13, 2011
A person who hangs around a crack dealer or user and does odd jobs for them in exchange for crack.
Why is he always with that crack dealer working on his car ? Oh,

that's his crackhand.
crackhand by fluffmcgruff October 16, 2016

Reverse hand crank 

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.
Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.
Hand Crank by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
When your hand has an acute, persisting scent of doodoo; usually occurring after a faulty wipe or thorough scratching.
The date was going great until she fed me a strawberry and I caught wind of her crackhand.
crackhand by Al Hole January 28, 2008

hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing
Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)
hand crank by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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