Crack Hands

When someone's hands are never steady, ever. Like that of a crackheads.

Sean:"Yo, i saw Aaron cutting a peice of paper today, took em like 58 minutes"
Miguel:"Yeah, motherfuckers got crack hands, he needa lay off the pipe."
Aaron:"What'd you say motherfucker?!"
Miguel:"Stfu its not like you can hold a gun straight enough to shoot me, cracky."
Sean:Lawl

by Albusdumbledore November 22, 2011

Hand Crack

Smartphones, regarding the addictive behavior of people’s need to constantly check, play, hold, caresses etc. their phones.

Everyone is walking around with their phones like it is hand crack.

by Suezq88 March 13, 2011

crackhand

A person who hangs around a crack dealer or user and does odd jobs for them in exchange for crack.

Why is he always with that crack dealer working on his car ? Oh,

that's his crackhand.

by fluffmcgruff October 16, 2016

Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

by This is Manfield January 23, 2011

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

crackhand

When your hand has an acute, persisting scent of doodoo; usually occurring after a faulty wipe or thorough scratching.

The date was going great until she fed me a strawberry and I caught wind of her crackhand.

by Al Hole January 28, 2008

hand crank

Rhyming slang for Yank or Wank {which is the cut down version of wanker}which turns out to be the same thing

Imagine doing the hand crank motion with your hand whilst thinking of a yank ....see wank and yank = the same thing ;o) who says us limeys dont rule the waves :0)

by Itchy-Muff June 18, 2004