Crack Edit

A video (usually of sports cars) that is edited to be fast paced and overstimulating. Rapid cuts, electronic/phonk music, and captivating masking transitions edited to the beat.

"Chuck was up all night making a crack edit of a shopping cart"

Crack Edit by Isank March 5, 2026

crackeritis 

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

crackeritis by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

Cracked it 

To be angry and upset, stubborn and unlikely to come around.

He's cracked it, there's no point now.

Cracked it by BunnyRabbitSex July 23, 2012

Cracked it 

When you are waiting on something with an uncertain outcome which eventuates for example when the dead ting was using the Major Tom technique to avoid the 437737 he cracked it when he managed not to pass out.

Do you know if he got the job bro?
Yea heard he cracked it!

Cracked it by Highzenberg Pinkman July 5, 2019

cracked it 

opened the throttle up suddenenly in a race.

a.off the line that bike cracked and he was gone.
b.as soon as i cracked it the tires just lit up.

cracked it by joe January 14, 2004

crackeritist 

An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.

The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.

White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”

Friend: “why?”

White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”

Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”

crackeritist by ThePigCatcher January 3, 2019

Crackedt 

You like reeses and ranch, you don't know who you are and you are a stalker (bc u like ur crush a little too much lol) you fangirl over men. (Cause you can) and you are really sad!

"Wow they've crackedt!"

"This is is, shes crackedt!"

Crackedt by Anao December 9, 2016