crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

by Nate April 6, 2004

crabbage

1) A genteic mutation between a crab and a cabbage, creating an evil mutant vegetable with legs, claws and eyes.
2) A crab salad.

1. 'Run for your lives! Godzilla is fighting a crabbage!'
2. 'Hmm, I think I shall go to Marks and Sparks and buy some crabbage.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

crabbage

1) A pincered vegetable.
2) A crab salad.

1) 'I wish I was a crabbage,
I'd play the whole day long,
And although I would have no legs
I'd live inside a thong.'
2) 'One crabbage please, but hold back on the crab. And the salad.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Crabbage

When a guy has crabs and wants to hook up with another girl but has excess baggage to deal with.

Guys at the jersey shore in Normandy Beach hitting on girls but they've got Crabbage so they get denied!

by snookishore May 1, 2010

Crabbage

The act of two men having deep, passionate sex behind a shack after each has consumed a hot bowl of crab (preferably in the east coast, as the west coast doesn’t have fish)

“Dude like me and this guy just had bomb crabbage last night“

by ReallyCoolHistoryTeacher March 25, 2022

Crabbage Patch

A human's genital area that appears to itch or have an itchy situation occurring; possibly due to crabs, other STDs, or simply adjusting oneself too often in public.

That dude was scratching his crabbage patch the whole time he was shopping.

by Dietheinknurse March 28, 2017

Cabbage Patch Stalker

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009