Crab Sticks

Crab Sticks are the viennas of the fish world

For those people who don't like viennas due to thier potentially dodgey nature, crab sticks are a realistic alternative. Crab sticks are like the viennas of the fish world. hmmm...processed sea food...yummy.

Crab Sticks by Jean K August 22, 2006

Crabstickz 

Crabstickz (Chris Kendall) is a British youtuber who is known for his hilarious comedy sketches and fun personality. His videos involve parodies where he creates characters (such as Enrique Alfalfa) and ones where he just talks to the camera.

He also has a second channel; crabstickz2
He joined Youtube in 2008 and has been making videos ever since. Crabstickz is also good friends with KickThePJ, where they jokingly encourage the fiction pairing 'kickthestickz'
Crabstickz has also made videos alongside other youtubers; danisnotonfire, PJ and amazingphil. They're known as 'the fantastic foursome'

Unfortunately, most of the teenage fanbase for the foursome are shallow fan girls that rate their channels by appearance and looks, rather than actual talent and comedy.
This has caused crabstickz to be hesitant of uploading new videos, as he went through a phase of not enjoying making videos and even considered quitting because YouTube had 'changed'.
What he needs to realise is that he should ignore the pathetic 15 year olds who only care about who's the 'hottest' and should do what he enjoys, even if its just talking to the camera. Because not all of his subscribers are creepy fangirls (similar to his impersonation of a typical fangirl 'Becca Hodgekins') & we just want to see him!

Fangirl: Crabstickz is the least attractive in the fantastic foursome lol!!11!1!1!! But he still makez my ovaries explode l0l

Girl 2: Why do you rate them by appearance? What has youtube become!? Crabstickz has the best personality by far, he is funny, honest and very attractive.

Please stop ruining YouTube shallow fangirls.

Crabstickz by anyaaa September 7, 2013

crabstick 

1. The act of holding others back, with no intention of gaining from restraining their peers.
2. Intentionally ruining something for someone simply for the joy of watching them suffer.

The word originates from crabs in a pot cooking. When some of the crabs try to escape from being cooked, one crab would grab the others, preventing them from escaping. That crab is called the crabstick.

Oh man, Shorty is such a crabstick!!

Shorty sucks you in like a dirty little crabstick!

crabstick by shortshort April 1, 2009

crabstickz 

A young British youtuber (real name Christopher James Kendall) who has a fan base of teenagers, most of them teenage girls from 13 to 17. His videos are mainly comedies: parodies of films and celebrities. He is friends with Charlie McDonnell and PJ Liguori; both of them fellow youtubers and both have a large fan base of teenage girls. He is a cinema lover and wants to become and actor.

Abigail: Have you seen crabstickz's latest video?
Olive: The 'Sherlock' parody? Yes, I loved it! Crabstickz is hot!

crabstickz by cumberqueen March 30, 2012

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick 

When I man, lets say over 40, takes his dick, infected with crabs(disease), and shoves it into a boiling bowl of Alfredo Sauce. Then When he screems in pain hes jumps up and down and sticks his dick into a woman's vagina, cooling it down.

Old Dude: "OW OW OW why would I do that!"
Old Dude: "I stick it in the hooker!"

Hooker: "What The FUCK!"

OLD DUDE: "DAMN THAT WAS A PAINFUL JUMPING ALFREDO CRABSTICK!"

Jumping Alfredo Crabstick by MR. NOT NORMAL January 27, 2011

Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez 

A word used to replace crap, because that's not very nice.

Ahhh u piece of crabstick-a-doodlie-deez. Go f*** urself

Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez by LivvyMcMuffin August 12, 2019

crabstick 

adjective - relating to sushi bars, the act of getting an item of one's clothing stuck in the conveyor belt, usually resulting in a rather embarrassing circuit of the sushi bar as dictated by the speed of the belt.

"u might want to tuck ur tie in when we go for sushi later, u don't want to crabstick"

crabstick by buffetman March 2, 2009