Crab Crack

Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.

"Hold on a second! I've got to stop walking, I have a bad case of Crab Crack!"

Crab Crack by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017

crack some crab 

1. To eat some vigania.
2. To eat some butt.
3. To go R. Kelly in that ass.
4. Butt cheeks to ears

Jeremy: What you doing this weekend?

Patrick: I am gonna try to "crack some crab".
(Motions taking a butt and spreading it while licking it)

Jeremy: Are they in season?

Patrick: You can crack crab year round.

Jeremy: Lol.

crack some crab by NatureBoy404 March 13, 2014

Crab Cracker 

squeezing the sack in between the two thighs while trying to fork.

Judy crab crackered Joes' sack last night.

Crab Cracker by Joesph Paulo Selga September 28, 2006

Cracked crab 

When people get caught in pictures with they legs spread all open and they ain't leaving nothing to the imagination

oh girl did you see the picture of ________ last night, girl! that was cracked crab!

Cracked crab by AlexZanderRoxas September 8, 2010

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

crapcracker by steve austin July 22, 2004

cramcrack 

Shady

That is a cramcrack part of town, we don't go there.

cramcrack by Ryder80691 November 25, 2013