Covshit

If someone spreads fear and panic in connection with Covid-19 in an emotional way and mostly due to one-sided information situation, he speaks "Covshit".

It's the bullshit word for Covid issues.

A to B: Oh boy this is such a apoclyptic virus. All the hospitals will be full soon and many, many will die. We should stay home and glue out doors and windows.

B to A: Stop talking Covshit.

by Alexus Maximus November 15, 2021

Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

codshit

nonsense or go nowhere conversation, specifically conversations where all parties are loaded.

"I was drunk at a club last night talking codshit to a guy from the UK"

by Cyn December 1, 2004

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

by tlninja June 28, 2012

codshite

Random comments or conversations which don't follow any particular grammatical rules.
Similar to talking bollox

'You're obviously talking a load of codshite - have you got any more of that wooden shoe wire I can borrow?'

by Tania K September 26, 2005

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010

Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011